how i met your mother.
- lily: look at these videos, space orgy, horny coeds surprise party twenty three...
- marshall: you'd think after the first twenty two parties the coeds wouldn't be surprised anymore.
you're a hot mess...
...and i'm falling for you.
the popular social networking site known as bookface.
i'm kind of a big deal. so there's that.
apparently i can handle alcohol better than i can handle cigs.
in my defense, he had me chainsmoking on an empty stomach.
in his defense… i love him and will buy him new floormats for his car.
…why the fuck isn’t my life a tv show?
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fell in love without you [acoustic] - motion city soundtrack.
download here.
last night i fell in love without you, i waved goodbye to that heart of mine beating solo on your lawn, every aching wound will cauterize and bruise, and only time will tell if violins will swell, in memory of what we used to call in love.
my facebook political views...
went from:
“i believe in harvey dent.”
to:
“yeahhh… it’s a party in the DNC.”
i don’t know if this is progress.
NEVER, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE.
the consequences… they’re terrifying.
(via dustydgaf)
fruitbooting [verb]:
according to mike vogel, this action is interchangeable with rollerblading. they are one and the same. only difference is that one is not something you hear in everyday conversation. so i’m gonna go with that one.
